/ by Evan Troxel


You ever see a movie like infinity times but for whatever reason (TV edits, ADHD, THC) you never noticed the the finest line ever written?

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SCENE: The family station wagon goes flying off a cliff and crashes in the desert.

Ellen: I think I broke my nose.

Anthony Michael Hall: [finger stuck in nose] I stabbed my brain.

Audrey: I just got my period.